Florida Election Humor

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   This page last updated 11 Sep 2006

 

Q: How many Florida voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ten - nine to get the bulb out of the box, and one to try it in every light socket in the house until they find the burned-out bulb.
 
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New Florida Slogans
 

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The new "Voting for Dummies" book

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"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
 Those who count the votes decide everything."

- Josef Stalin.

 

 

 

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